Make complaints about moon cakes! Focus on harm for 200 years
Midnight 2021-06-09 07:53:00
One 、 Netizens sorted out all kinds of new moon cakes for this year's Mid Autumn Festival , It's home cooked Leek moon cake 、 Moon cake with preserved meat and dried plums 、 Moon cake with pickled vegetables and fresh meat ; There are also sour and spicy moon cakes and Sufu moon cakes with unimaginable taste ; If you want to give gifts, you can also choose foie gras moon cakes . In addition, there are also ugly ones Bamboo charcoal moon cake 、 Chocolate spicy beef moon cake etc. , Even instant noodles are made into moon cakes . The variety of tastes , It challenges the creativity of businesses and the limits of people's taste buds .

 Make complaints about the moon cake ! Focus on harm 200 year


How big is a cook's brain hole to think of such a match to make these moon cakes ? For all kinds of strange moon cakes , Who will be the first to eat “ Crab ” People who ? Anyway, you dare not try . You eat fresh meat !

 Make complaints about the moon cake ! Focus on harm 200 year


Two 、Nike The latest is 2015 In the fall Air Max 90 City series , share 6 Shoes , The main element is the attractive sweets and drinks in various cities -- The orange cocktail of Milan , In Paris, “ A girl's breast ”— Purple macarons , Shanghai's Pink Yuanbao shaped Dingsheng cake , White Harajuku kori in Tokyo 、 London's white berry Eaton mays , And strawberry cheesecake in New York .

 Make complaints about the moon cake ! Focus on harm 200 year


It is said that the idea of this series is , Be kind to yourself ! It's really confusing . Seeing shoes, thinking of food , But putting on shoes should be for sports ! Shoe control and choice phobia indicate that a new round of hand cutting is about to begin , Cover your wallet in silence .

 Make complaints about the moon cake ! Focus on harm 200 year


3、 ... and 、 The father of Thor, stover · Jost 、 Avatar special effects masters want to join hands to create a journey to the West movie , Tentative name 《MONKEY》, Positioning the monkey king as the leader of the story , The story happened after the original story was set 4000 year , When unimaginable evil forces threaten the world again , Call back the monkey king and his loyal friends to save mankind .

 Make complaints about the moon cake ! Focus on harm 200 year


It's going to explode 500 Year of IP, It's only now remembered by Hollywood , The reflection arc is too long . Hua Mulan became Disney Princess , Sun Dasheng also followed him to become a Hollywood Superhero , To be honest, what I care about most is “ The elder martial brother was captured by the monster again ” How to translate ! Okay . Not much said , I'm going to have monkeys !

 Make complaints about the moon cake ! Focus on harm 200 year


Four 、 Millet Bracelet 、Apple Watch And other intelligent wearable devices use the new generation of information technology to achieve communication 、 entertainment 、 Medical care 、 Fitness and other functions of portable , It's popular among Chinese consumers , The market is growing rapidly , Various brands have launched such products one after another , The variety of functions is dazzling , All prices meet the needs of people with different consumption levels .

 Make complaints about the moon cake ! Focus on harm 200 year

 Make complaints about the moon cake ! Focus on harm 200 year


Today's circle of friends , You and I compare the number of steps we walk every day , Tomorrow's circle of friends , Will deep sleep time become a new object of comparison ? Today's kidney boy , For an Apple phone by all means , Tomorrow's he will stand in front of the counter and pick only one apple watch Just leave happily ? Today's mom is happy to buy a bag , Tomorrow's mother will be the number one fruit powder in my family , Focus on buying watches 30 year ? A watch is the modern KGB , Real time shared location , Everywhere you go, you'll be exposed , Mom doesn't worry about my puppy love any more !

5、 ... and 、 Japanese fisherman Hiroshi baisaka recently caught a giant wolf fish in the waters of Hokkaido near the Fukushima nuclear power plant . This fish is close to 2 rice , The mouth is big enough to swallow a child , It's like a monster in a science fiction movie ,“ Fish monster ” Born in the sky , It's hard not to think of the Fukushima nuclear leak ......

 Make complaints about the moon cake ! Focus on harm 200 year


Koi has become the essence , There will be unexpected good luck in forwarding ...... Okay , I'm not superstitious either , I only care about whether the new fish is delicious ! The big fish in the picture is so cute , Just let the fishermen I just met take a group photo , I feel that character is easier to get along with than many animals , Ugly though , But it's cool , There should be people willing to keep it as a pet , But I think I finished watching it in those years 《 Sewer mermaid 》 The psychological shadow of , Forget it ......

 Make complaints about the moon cake ! Focus on harm 200 year


6、 ... and 、 American astronaut Scott - Kelly and Russian astronaut Mikhail stayed on the international space station for more than 170 God , Scott - Kelly's in 12 A total of 180 pounds , near 82 Kilogram of feces , And the waste will eventually fall into the atmosphere , Forming meteors .

 Make complaints about the moon cake ! Focus on harm 200 year


You cry and say , Fairy tales are full of lies , When I come to accept the reality , I didn't expect to be deeply hurt again . A journey of shit , More magnificent and magnificent than my life , It sees the most scenery in the world , Finally, the fallen leaves return to the earth , Choose an unknown corner to sleep , Take this as the final destination , Deep in knowledge and fame , Maybe it also wants to talk about the meaning of travel with human beings , Let's wait for it to be willing to share all this one day .

 Make complaints about the moon cake ! Focus on harm 200 year 7、 ... and 、 Sun Yat Sen Jizhong Sanxin Kaiyin school recently announced civilized and standardized language , Include 26 A forbidden language 、5 It's a misnomer and 6 It's a must . The banned languages sorted out by the school include “ Prick silk ”、“ fuck ”、“ Pack to force ”、“ Idiot ”; Improper words include “ The eldest brother ” and “ A total of ” There must be “ Hello! ”、“ please ”、“ thank you ”、“ I'm sorry ”、“ No problem ”.

 Make complaints about the moon cake ! Focus on harm 200 year


The parents of the students all like it . The kids go home , The parents patted their thighs and said : Oh my god ! This NIMA did a good job ! I've always felt that “ asshole;fucker;stupid ”“ rookie ” These internet terms are too sb 了 , It's like a loser , Too bad , Like a pig , How to pretend in the future ! How to be the boss !

8、 ... and 、 Xu Zheng's new work 《 Hong Kong embarrassed 》 It will be officially released in the mainland , because 《 Thai sorry 》 The brilliant achievements of 《 Hong Kong embarrassed 》 The release of the movie is not only concerned, but also under great pressure . In the previous small-scale video ,《 Hong Kong embarrassed 》 But I'm a little embarrassed . Light media, the maker of point mapping, is also under pressure , Lest it be the second 《 Nineteen forty-two 》, Waterloo again .

 Make complaints about the moon cake ! Focus on harm 200 year


Is it the old theme or the new dish ? Is Wang Baobao's stupid and cute more attractive or Bao Baobao's silly and simple more amusing ? Is it Huang Bo, the movie king, or the young goddess swallow ? The eyes of the masses are bright ! The taste of the masses is picky ! It's a mule or a horse. You'll know when you pull it out !

Nine 、 Social networking sites Twitter And mobile payment platforms Square On Tuesday, the collaboration launched Twitter A new feature of : allow Twitter Users donate money for the presidential candidate they support . The presidential candidate's team just needs to register Square Cash Business accounts for transfer services , And then in Twitter Post links on ,Twitter Will automatically attach ” Donation (Contribute)" The button .T and witter It's possible to target specific groups of people based on the campaign “ Donation ” Link and charge part of the fee .

 Make complaints about the moon cake ! Focus on harm 200 year


You think social networking sites are just for drying food , Do you take a selfie ? Then you are really out La ! The American people have begun to use social networking sites to elect the President ! It's just that wayward ! The top management of the twitter company must be very happy now because they have come up with this good idea !

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